Disclaimer: I am now sick with a supposed sinus infection so forgive me if I ramble and sound totally whacked in the following post. kthxbai.

How I loves me some Decoy. That enchanting nymph, Annette Voight, has yet again won over my heart (not that she ever left) with her latest mega-release, full of bright colours, scrumptious fabrics and delectable designs. Not to mention one’s ass always looks like it’s carved from marble when wearing her jeans.
Enough with the gushing, on with the clothes!

Colour seems to be the key with the latest release, and every item comes in a plethora of rainbow-bright hues. And doesn’t it annoy you when a designer does a huge release in multiple colours, but none of the colours match or look good together? Me too! Luckily for us, Decoy doesn’t do that and a lot of the colours are the same from piece to piece, and complement each other nicely.

The Margeaux jacket is cropped, belted, has poofy sleeves and an excellent collar. Not enough for you? Okay, how about optional white trim? This is such a sexy little jacket, so well-made that I couldn’t take it off for two days, and I and usually not one for showing off my pixel tummy. But I can’t help myself in this case.

Manzano is one of the best new halters I’ve seen in awhile. I absolutely LOVE the ruffled tier but even if you personally don’t, the top is completely finished without it, so you can be less girly than I feel like being.

There’s a reason why I wear Decoy’s jeans so often - it’s because it makes my ass look like a rock star. The textures are divine, and they’re so bootylicious that anyone can wear these and have a rockin’ ass. Two options for the leg prims doesn’t hurt either, so you can have flared slouchy pant legs, or just a simple slight flare. These are the Genesis 10 jeans, which you can also get in a capri style, and they come in tons of colours.

Dalina, Dalina, Dalina. A top with any other name would still rock, if it was this top. Dalina features a scooped back with the buttons going down, and a v-neck with the bodice that hugs each curve, creating amazing cleavage.

Sanrio is a swimsuit that you can either wear as a two-piece, or if you’re modest like me, a really pretty halter one-piece.  It comes in several tonal colours, as well as some midnight-based colours as well.

In the centre picture, I am wearing the City Breeze shorts in Aqua. I’m pretty pleased with these, and happy that Annette didn’t do prim cuffs on them since I rarely like how those turn out.  In my opinion, they’re not needed.

Definitely make sure you run, not walk, to Decoy to pick up fatpacks of all of these items.  There were also some pretty scarves but I ran out of money o.O  I can haz your money to buy these?